The hand spinner phone

We thought (hoped) that the fidget spinner would not survive the end of the summer, and its ban in playgrounds. Brace yourself, it returns stronger than ever. Code name: K188.

The world first telephone-fidget spinner is now a dream come true thanks to Hong-Kong based company Chilli International. With quite basic features, the phone can also be used as a Bluetooth device. All this for only 20 dollars. 

The never-ending conversations bore you (thanks unlimited plans!)? You will now have entertainment at your fingertips. You have panic attacks as soon as your phone rings? Calling will never have seemed more relaxing.

The only remaining question is how to enjoy both features simultaneously. The solution may be to buy several of them. Besides, the K188 is available in six colors, enough to start a lovely collection. And at this price, why go without?